Thank to AimeeKay for inviting me to be part of the 900th
annual Talk Like a Pirate blog event! (I may be mistaken about the “900th
annual” part.)
Since there are some sneaky mermaid pirates in my book Fairyland,
I thought I’d share the text from one of the “wanted” posters you might find
around Faerie, especially in the southern ports by the Southward Sea.
If you catch the pirates, you could win 100 silver
coins! If not, you could still win books
1-4 of my Songs of Magic series—Fairy Metal Thunder, Fairy Blues,
Fairystruck, and Fairyland. AimeeKay will tell you how to enter!
Wanted Dead or Alive:
The Malicious “Merry Mermaid” Pirates
Let it be known across all of Faerie (and above, below, and
beside it) that the werewalruses, squiddites, ravenous otters, selkies and
other fisher-folk of Zarmof have posted a reward of
100 SILVER
DARLINGS
for the reward, capture, or severed tailfins of those
salacious sirens of the sea, the singing scourges of sailors, the miscreants of
marine-related mayhem, the vagabonds and ne’er-do-wells occasionally known as
the “Merry Mermaids.”
Said to beautiful and buxom beasts, the mermaids distract
the innocent with songs of love and peace whilst robbing the unsuspecting
sea-goer of his baubles, bullion, beer, and/or freshly caught bluefish.
Though charming and chatty creatures, these mermaids are
only interested in that which glitters and glimmers. These bloodthirsty beauties carry out their
piratical perfidy at the tips of swordfish sabers, the blunt end of hammerhead
clubs, and also sea sponges, which don’t sound all that dangerous but can be
quite scratchy.
The mermaids have been seen porting at the Pirate Peninsula,
anchoring at the Aardvark Aarchipelago, and sailing the Salty Sea. They should be considered extremely dangerous,
and should not approached without an angry mob armed with weapons and nets, as
well as torches if you really want to look like a proper angry mob.
Capture of these mermaids will bring the above-mentioned
reward, as well as free snacks at the Sugar Swamp Shack down by the docks. Also, lots and lots of free fish.
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Aha what do I spy with my pirate eye! Avast it's another pirate chest! Let's open it and see what it holds....
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